More llamas, you said! Well, we herd you.
First came the diabolical unicorn. Now comes the majestic llama. Llamas reign supreme in Llamas Unleashed. This farm-based strategy game has players take turns playing cards in a race to assemble a herd of llamas, goats, rams, and alpacas while sabotaging their opponents to see whose farm is superior. You’ll go wild over the clever puns in cards such as AlliGOATer, ParalleloRam, Noprobllama, and The Alpacalypse!
The llamas are back and they’re armed with a new round of killer puns! Some might even say they’re Farmed & Dangerous. It’s time to herd your friends together and unPaca your skills to see if you can be the G.O.A.T.
You and your friends take turns drawing and playing cards in an attempt to collect a herd of animals and sabotage your opponents.
Each turn consists of several phases: the Beginning of Turn phase, the Draw phase, the Action phase, and the End of Turn phase.
Play an Upgrade, Downgrade, Magic, or Animal card to give positive or negative effects to your or an opponent’s field. The first player to fill their field with seven animals wins!
They are cute—that is all. These cards can only enter a Field from the Nursery, and are never added to the deck, a player's hand, or a discard pile.
They may not have any individual effects, but they just might hold a special place in your heart!
Like the regular animals, just better. These cards come with effects that can be triggered or continuous.
Craft a Goatmeal Raisin Cookie or a Llamabomb with these one-time effect cards!
A humble gift for your barnyard army. These cards can grant positive effects to any player's field.
Take that, you depraved llama herder! These cards can impose negative effects on another player's field.
Oh, no you don't! These cards can be played any time another player tries to play a card, in order to stop that card from being played.
“It’s so unpredictable. And oh my the puns!! Highly recommend.”
“We’ve been working on building a “best games” pile for home and I think this one will stay in the collection.”
“It's the same crazy, funny illustrations as Unstable Unicorns, and of course all of the names are perfectly punned.”
We launched our first game, Unstable Unicorns, in 2017, and have been obsessed with making games ever since. All of our games are created by a team of in-house game developers and artists who pride themselves on making games that walk the line between adorable and diabolical. Keep an eye out for jokes and Easter eggs as you play, and you may find some delightful details.
While TeeTurtle’s games can be brutal and vicious, we actually create them to bring people together. After all, the strongest friendships begin with good old-fashioned power struggles during game night. Our games are created to be accessible and easy to learn for new players, but complex enough to keep seasoned veterans intrigued for years to come.
Build a Unicorn army. Betray your friends. Unicorns are your friends now.
A game that’s as aggressive as a dragon and as passive-aggressive as the suburbs.
Will you host the perfect party or kill the vibe?