Don't be a Halloweenie! Get the Unstable Unicorns Base Game and Nightmares Expansion Pack RIGHT NOW! This expansion is dripping with your favorite horror tropes and spooks (and of course, lots of unicorns!). This pack includes new Characters cards, Magic cards, Upgrade cards, and Nightmare Downgrade cards. So don't go into that creepy house...or do...we can't tell you what to do. But Stabby the Unicorn might be waiting!
Purchase a bundle of our bestselling expansion packs today! This bundle includes the Unicorns of Legend, Dragons, Rainbow Apocalypse, and Adventures expansion packs. Expand your Unicorn army for maximum cuteness and destruction!
What is Unstable Unicorns? Well, it’s only your new favorite strategic, savage, and adorable card game! Build a Unicorn Army. Betray Your Friends. Unicorns are Your Friends Now.
Don’t go into that creepy house...or do...we can’t tell you what to do. But Stabby the Unicorn might be waiting! This horrifically fun expansion pack contains 54 terrifying cards.
Adventure awaits your Unicorn army as it pillages the seas and battles for buried treasure! Get this 54-card expansion pack and find out if you’ll retrieve the royal booty or walk the plank.
Kill your enemies with kindness...or a massive plague. This expansion pack contains 27 adorably destructive cards, and 27 cards that are full of apocalyptic mayhem!
If 69% of your conversations involve dirty jokes and inappropriate comments, you’re going to love the NSFW edition of Unstable Unicorns. And when we say NSFW, we mean it. This outrageously offensive base game includes 114 cards that are for ages 21+ only!
Destruction and Unicorns? What more could you want? (Besides free pizza for life, obviously. If Stabby the Unicorn ever ran for president, he would absolutely promise everyone free pizza for life.)
They’re babies—they don’t do much.
Hey, just because they’re basic, it doesn’t mean we don’t love them. They don’t have any special effects, though.
Finally, some excitement! These guys and gals have effects that can give you an advantage in the game.
Abracadabra! These cards have a one-time effect; if you play a Magic card on your turn, immediately move it to the discard pile.
Make way for Glitter Bombs and Rainbow Lassos! These cards grant positive effects.
Hit your friends with Pandamonium and Sadistic Rituals! Add a Downgrade card to another player’s Stable to impose negative effects on that player.
Neigh, we say! Play this card when another player tries to play a card, stop their card from being played, and send it to the discard pile.
"If you ever wanted to get back at your spouse, your children, your brother, your aunt - this is a great way to do it and blame it on the unicorns!"
"I played with my wife and parents, now I’m divorced and disowned."
"This game has some of the most enjoyable artwork that I’ve seen in games."
We launched our first game, Unstable Unicorns, in 2017, and have been obsessed with making games ever since. All of our games are created by a team of in-house game developers and artists who pride themselves on making games that walk the line between adorable and diabolical. Keep an eye out for jokes and Easter eggs as you play, and you may find some delightful details.
While TeeTurtle’s games can be brutal and vicious, we actually create them to bring people together. After all, the strongest friendships begin with good old-fashioned power struggles during game night. Our games are created to be accessible and easy to learn for new players, but complex enough to keep seasoned veterans intrigued for years to come.