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Unstable_Unicorns Base Game

Unstable Unicorns

Unstable Unicorns is a strategic card game that will destroy your friendships...but in a good way. The game was one of Kickstarter’s top 100 most backed projects of all time and won the 2019 People’s Choice Award for Toy of the Year.

  • 2-8 players
  • 30-45 minute playtime
  • Ages 14+
  • Expansion Packs: Adventures, Dragons, NSFW, Rainbow Apocalypse, Unicorns of Legend

What is Unstable Unicorns? Well, it’s only your new favorite strategic, savage, and adorable card game! Build a Unicorn Army. Betray Your Friends. Unicorns are Your Friends Now.


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Unstable_Unicorns Base Game

Adventures Expansion

Adventure awaits your Unicorn army as it pillages the seas and battles for buried treasure! Will you retrieve the royal booty or walk the plank?

Compatible with both Unstable Unicorns Base Game and Unstable Unicorns NSFW Base Game

  • 38 expansion cards

Rainbow Apocalypse Expansion

Kill your enemies with kindness...or a massive plague. This expansion pack contains:

  • 27 adorably destructive cards
  • 27 cards that are full of apocalyptic mayhem!
  • Compatible with both Unstable Unicorns Base Game and Unstable Unicorns NSFW Base Game
Rainbow Apocalypse Expansion box
Dragons Expansion Pack

Dragons Expansion

This expansion adds dragon-themed Upgrade, Downgrade, and Magic cards, along with all-new Unicorns to battle. Who will rule the skies over your Stable?

Compatible with both the Unstable Unicorns Base Game and the Unstable Unicorns NSFW Base Game

  • 54 expansion cards

Unicorns of Legend Expansion

Unicorns from realms near and far have heard your call to arms and quest to join your army! Provision your forces with a variety of battle-hardened Unicorns and potent magical spells and obliterate all who stand in your way!

Compatible with both Unstable Unicorns Base Game and Unstable Unicorns NSFW Base Game

  • 54 expansion cards
Unicorns of Legend Expansion
NSFW box

NSFW Base Game

If 69% of your conversations involve dirty jokes and inappropriate comments, you’re going to love the NSFW edition of Unstable Unicorns.

  • 2-8 player card game
  • 30-45 minute playtime
  • Ages 21+
  • Expansion Packs: Adventures, Dragons, NSFW, Rainbow Apocalypse, Unicorns of Legend

Unstable Unicorns Vinyl Series

Unstable Unicorns is all about betraying your friends and building a Unicorn Army. Now your magical recruits have been turned into vinyl mini figures for you to collect!

The Unstable Unicorns Vinyl Mini Series features 8 of your favorite Unstable Unicorns and 2 brand new, exclusive characters. Each box comes with a mystery vinyl figure and a brand new promo card you can use in the game!

Buy one figure at a time for a mystery surprise, or get the pack of 18 with a guarantee that you’ll find all 10 figures! The surprise is half the fun, so Vinyl Mini Series sales are final.

Unstable Unicorns Vinyl Series box
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How To Play

Destruction and Unicorns? What more could you want? (Besides free pizza for life, obviously. If Stabby the Unicorn ever ran for president, he would absolutely promise everyone free pizza for life.)


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Take a Closer Look

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Baby Unicorns

They’re babies—they don’t do much.

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Basic Unicorns

Hey, just because they’re basic, it doesn’t mean we don’t love them. They don’t have any special effects, though.

Magical uu cards

Magical Unicorns

Finally, some excitement! These guys and gals have effects that can give you an advantage in the game.

magic cards

Magic Cards

Abracadabra! These cards have a one-time effect; if you play a Magic card on your turn, immediately move it to the discard pile.

upgrade cards

Upgrades

Make way for Glitter Bombs and Rainbow Lassos! These cards grant positive effects.

downgrade cards

Downgrades

Hit your friends with Pandamonium and Sadistic Rituals! Add a Downgrade card to another player’s Stable to impose negative effects on that player.

instant cards

Instants

Neigh, we say! Play this card when another player tries to play a card, stop their card from being played, and send it to the discard pile.

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Our Story

We launched our first game, Unstable Unicorns, in 2017, and have been obsessed with making games ever since. All of our games are created by a team of in-house game developers and artists who pride themselves on making games that walk the line between adorable and diabolical. Keep an eye out for jokes and Easter eggs as you play, and you may find some delightful details.

While TeeTurtle’s games can be brutal and vicious, we actually create them to bring people together. After all, the strongest friendships begin with good old-fashioned power struggles during game night. Our games are created to be accessible and easy to learn for new players, but complex enough to keep seasoned veterans intrigued for years to come.

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