From the creators of Unstable Unicorns, Here to Slay is an adorable and brutal new card game that is perfect for players of all skill levels, whether you’re just entering the world of role-playing games or honing your masterful skills.
Open up Here to Slay and enter a world of cute, cuddly, and utterly destructive creatures. You’ll learn to outwit your rivals and slay savage monsters, crushing your opponents on the way to victory! But don’t let your guard down, because enemies are watching at every turn. Your friends will seize every opportunity to sabotage you and take the glory for themselves. Trust no one. (This advice can also be applied to life in general.)
In Here to Slay, the first person to successfully slay three monsters, or build a full party with six classes, wins the game! That means you can choose your own play style.
Will you work to build the most robust party of highly-skilled heroes this world has ever seen, create a lean team of monster-killing machines, or set out to screw over your friends at every turn?
No matter what you choose, there are enough strategies, characters, cards, and effects to make the game different every time you play it.
Every player gets to choose a party leader character to represent them throughout the game. Each party leader has a class and a skill that gives you an edge over your opponents. One day you may feel like a bloodthirsty fighter and the next you could be a cunning thief—but choose wisely, because you only get one party leader throughout the game!
Hero cards are brave adventurers who bring new skills to your party, and there are 40 unique heroes included in the game. Each hero card has a class and an effect, and each hero’s effect has a roll requirement. In order to use a hero’s effect, you must roll two dice and score equal to or higher than that effect’s roll requirement.
Everyone wants to be a hero, but are you brave enough to face off against these monsters? You can win the game by successfully slaying 3 monsters, but attacking may come at a price. In order to slay a monster, you must roll equal to or higher than the monster’s roll requirement. Be warned: Each monster has a roll range in which they’ll fight back. If you score within that range, your party might be in grave danger...
Item cards are enchanted weapons and objects that heroes can use for special effects and skills. Most items give beneficial effects and are meant to be equipped to heroes in your own party, but a handful of items are cursed and can be used to sabotage enemy heroes.
What would this world be without a little magic and mayhem? Magic cards are powerful spells with a one-time effect. Some magic cards can give you great advantages, while others are designed to set your opponents back.
Only fools rely solely on luck. In this game, you can keep a modifier card up your sleeve (Not literally, please. No cheating!) to make sure the odds always tip in your favor. Modifier cards add or subtract from the final total of any dice roll. Whether you need to recover from a low roll or sabotage the high roll of an opponent, modifier cards can be a handy tool when luck doesn't seem to be on your side.
To stop a fellow player from using a hero, item, or magic card, you can lay down a challenge card and go toe-to-toe with your opponent. You and another player will roll the dice to determine a winner. Winning the challenge will stop them in their tracks and send their card to the discard pile, but you risk making an enemy for life...or at least until the game is over.
“Highly recommended for gamer connoisseurs. Double recommended for cutthroat ten year olds.”
“Where cats swing blades, squirrels sing, and bunnies scorch the landscape with fire.”
“There's so many different cards with abilities that make the game feel fresh every time you do play. Overall, this game is a MUST HAVE.”
We launched our first game, Unstable Unicorns, in 2017, and have been obsessed with making games ever since. All of our games are created by a team of in-house game developers and artists who pride themselves on making games that walk the line between adorable and diabolical. Keep an eye out for jokes and Easter eggs as you play, and you may find some delightful details.
While TeeTurtle’s games can be brutal and vicious, we actually create them to bring people together. After all, the strongest friendships begin with good old-fashioned power struggles during game night. Our games are created to be accessible and easy to learn for new players, but complex enough to keep seasoned veterans intrigued for years to come.
Build a Unicorn army. Betray your friends. Unicorns are your friends now.
Will you host the perfect party or kill the vibe?
A game that’s as aggressive as a dragon and as passive-aggressive as the suburbs.